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We share the latest news for home, food, beauty, and more. Find information on food recalls, product launch news, and Color of the Year reveals. Plus, learn about trending recipes, home items, and beauty must-haves.
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The J.Crew Paper Catalog Is Back—and You'll Never Guess Who's on the Cover
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How to Make a Honey Deuce—the $10 Million Cocktail Everyone Is Talking About
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TikTok’s 2-Ingredient Ice Cream Pancakes Make Cooking Your Favorite Breakfast Even Easier
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5 Fall-Flowering Perennials to Add to Your Garden
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7 Unglamorous—Yet Totally Effective—Treatments Our Beauty Director Swears By
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Cherry Mocha Nails Is the TikTok Trend You'll Actually Want to Try This Fall
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10 Aldi Fall Foods Launching in September You Won't Want to Miss
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The Best—and Worst—Times to Travel Over Labor Day Weekend
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10 New Aldi Home Decor Finds to Get Your Space Ready for Fall
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Sam's Club Introduced 3 New Member Benefits That Make It So Much Easier to Shop
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Here's What the Bells at Trader Joe's Really Mean
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Labneh Is the Healthy, Delicious Spread That Deserves a Spot in Your Fridge
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Madelyn Cline’s New Beach Bob Is the Perfect Summer-to-Fall Haircut—Here's How to Get the Look
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The Founder of Spanx Unveils Sneex—Luxury Heels That Take Sneakers to the Next Level (Literally)
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Dyson Just Launched Hair Care Products—and Stylists Are Obsessed
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Savory French Toast Casserole
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Walmart Great Value Apple Juice 6-Packs Recalled Due to High Arsenic Levels
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A New Study Links Loneliness to Nightmares—Here's What Psychologists Say
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The 5 Best Aldi Products, According to the 2024 Product of the Year Awards
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Behr's 2025 Color of the Year Is Timeless and Totally on-Trend
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Aldi Ambiano Single Serve Coffee Makers Recalled Due to Burn Hazard
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Perdue Frozen Chicken Nuggets, Tenders Recalled Nationwide Due to Metal Pieces
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6 Tips for Preventing Travel Constipation
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The Top 6 Causes of Food Recalls—and the States Most Often Impacted
This Time-Saving Kitchen Tool Makes Meal Prep Easier Than Ever—and 5 More Clever Items
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5 Tips for Decluttering Your Closet Before Fall
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Selena Gomez and Google Just Launched a Mental Health Initiative to Support Teens
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5 Steps to Quickly Declutter Your Home Before Fall, According to Cleaning Pros
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Samsung Recalls Over 1 Million Slide-In Electric Ranges Due to Fire Hazard
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I Tried Trader Joe's New Crunchy Chili Onion Sprinkle, and It's My New Favorite Toast Topping
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Several Brands of Ground Cinnamon Recalled Due to Elevated Lead Levels
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Boar's Head Recall Expanded to Include 71 Additional Products Due to Listeria
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Lily Collins Has a New Brunette Bob—and It's So Paris Chic
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Boar's Head Liverwurst, Other Deli Meats Recalled Nationwide Due to Listeria
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